I Hate Writing

Writing. Stupidiest job on the planet. You notice that "stupidiest" isn't in the dictionary. I try to be expressive and all I see is the red, red, red of spell check. I'm trying to be creative here, people!! You sit there, staring at a blank screen, and everyone expects Shakespeare to flow out of your fingertips. You know the hardest part? There's an audience in your head. Yeah, you don't have to wait, it's already inside you, just waiting to laugh at all your grammar mistakes, to ridicule your idiotic attempts at figurative language and boo every single word you put on that page. Who would ever want a job as a writer? Yeah. Me. That's who. But I know a lot of people who don't want to be writers, so this blog is for you. All those things like 'sentence fluency' and 'word choice' that goes right over your head gets explained right here, right now so that you'll never have problems with your writing teacher again. Stay tuned for our next post on...Metaphors!!!! What are they? Why are they good writing? Find out next time on ihatebeingawriter.blogspot.com